For far too long, you have settled for calendars, featuring themes such as “pooping dogs” and “laughing cats” – which have served their purpose. But fear not! The king now presents to you the crème de la crème of the calendar world – the C@ca C@la. He proudly claims, “There’s something for everyone here at the Calendar King’s castle.”

Known as the Mr. Miyagi of the calendar industry, please allow me to take a bow… Why, thank you! Now, please take a seat, pour yourself a refreshing gin and tonic or perhaps a cheeky shot of sambuca – whichever tickles your pickle and fasten your seatbelts for the remarkable Calendar King experience.

Bringing you the ultimate in quirky calendar gifts, this ain’t no nic nac paddy wac give the dog a bone, this is the ultimate in cheeky calendar merchandise… featuring some of the best and the worst the world has to offer! Let’s just say if Carlsberg did calendars.. they would be blended and served in some of the finest hospitality establishments – without a doubt.