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For far too long, you have settled for calendars, featuring themes such as “pooping dogs” and “laughing cats” – which have served their purpose. But fear not! The king now presents to you the crème de la crème of the calendar world – the C@ca C@la. He proudly claims, “There’s something for everyone here at the Calendar King’s castle.”

Known as the Mr. Miyagi of the calendar industry, please allow me to take a bow… Why, thank you! Now, please take a seat, pour yourself a refreshing gin and tonic or perhaps a cheeky shot of sambuca – whichever tickles your pickle and fasten your seatbelts for the remarkable Calendar King experience.

Bringing you the ultimate in quirky calendar gifts, this ain’t no nic nac paddy wac give the dog a bone, this is the ultimate in cheeky calendar merchandise… featuring some of the best and the worst the world has to offer! Let’s just say if Carlsberg did calendars.. they would be blended and served in some of the finest hospitality establishments – without a doubt.

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What the king's fans say...

Outstanding. Having Phil Mitchell guide me through the year is a dream come true. Not sure how they will top it for 2021; it doesn’t get better than this.

Littlevee / Phil Mitchel Calendar

Purchased as a gift for a friend. It arrived on time and securely packaged. It made me chuckle. I’m tempted to get one for myself now. Really pleased with the quality and would highly recommend.

Dan / Donald Trump Calendar

I had to get a present for my dad for secret Santa and this did not let me down. He absolutely hates Jeremy Corbyn and his reaction when he opened it was priceless.

Paige / Jeremy Corbyn Calendar

I bought this as a present for someone named Phil also. He started the year off laughing his head off. Phil Mitchell is a character, he doesn’t need lines, just a drink. And maybe a crack hat. But this calender is great, it has all 12 months in it.

Anita / Phil Mitchell Calendar

Really happy! Really speedy delivery! Great customer experience

Hanseab / Tiger King Calendar

Even better than I anticipated,fantastic product! 

Tamara / Boris Johnson Calendar

Very funny calendar, quality print and fast delivery

Brian Tyson / Boris Johnson Calendar

Because of some reason I did not receive the calender. They sent me the calender a few times until I finally got the calender. Excellent Service. Thanks!

As well the calender is good and with funny Pictures.

Harry / Boris Johnson Calendar

Some good pictures I got this for someone who can’t stand him just for a laugh

Anne / Donald Trump Calendar

THE BEST THING SOLD IN THE WORD.
EVER ….

Retro Collect / Ian Beale Calendar

Really pleased. Would use again and recommend to others.

Natalie / Phil Mitchell Calendar

Love him or loath him it’s a great calendar. Thanks! A****

Bruce / Nigel Farage Calendar

Arrived in time for Christmas. Very funny calendar – gift for a Corbynite friend! Ironically ordered before the General election!

Diane / Jeremy Corbyn Calendar

Good communication with seller. Funny calendar. Bought it for a secret santa present and people had a good laugh. Shame that JC didn’t win the elections!

Sarah / Jeremy Corbyn Calendar

Hillarious! Really great service and arrived super fast!

Beth / Phil Mitchell Calendar

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